TRAILER THOUGHTS: Human Centipede III [Final Sequence]

I hope you’re excited – because I certainly am. Because It’s finally landed: The Human Centipede III trailer is here; and it’s going to be a good one! Up until now, all we had was a teaser poster [as seen above] and a sound clip – which, realistically, doesn’t tell us much. The film will be released to [limited] theaters and Video On Demand on May 22, and I’m fucking stoked. Now, the cool thing about these films is the first film had Dieter Laser, the sequel had Laurence R. Harvey, and now this third and final film has both of them working together; along with series newcomer Eric Roberts..because he’s still relevant , somehow.

I remember seeing the first Human Centipede film and being upset at how it played out – being almost mad that it was more of a “mind-fuck” of a film, where we saw little to no gore. It wasn’t nearly as bad [though, it was pretty inappropriate] as people online had made it sound.. and then I saw the sequel. The sequel was what I expected from the first film; and more! It was extremely gruesome, it was violent, and it was fucked. It still stands as one of the only films I cringe at! [that teeth knock-out scene, though!] Now we have The Final Sequence, and it’s looking crazy, really crazy – Almost to the point where it’s laughable, but for some odd reason – I’m getting more and more excited for it! I mean, just how can they top the first two films?

Like I said above, we finally got the trailer [which will be posted at the end] for the final sequence and for some reason, I’m actually looking forward to the film. It looks weird, it looks all kinds of wrong, but most of all: it looks fun to watch. [never thought I’d say that about this series..] Although the films are fucked, I have to hand it to Tom Six, he definitely has a way with making sequels.  These films are finally coming to an end, so here’s hoping it goes out with a bang! [fun fact: it’s supposed to be filmed in such a way, that all three films can be watched together: like a legitimate centipede. Well played, Tom Six]


“Bully prison warden Bill Boss [played by Dieter Laser], leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor. [Eric Roberts] He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane! Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight [Laurence R Harvey] comes up with a brilliant idea: A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.”

Even just reading that synopsis concerns me: I mean, a 500 person centipede? Talk about insane! the thing is though, Tom Six, the director/writer of these notorious films; has stated this one isn’t going to be “as bad” as the first two films. Does this mean it won’t be as gory as Full Sequence? I guess we’ll have to see. Don’t take all this from me head on though, check out the trailer for yourself below!

How do you feel about a third Human Centipede film? Are you a fan of these films or are they films that just shouldn’t have been made in the first place? With Final Sequence being the final film, and I can promise it’ll be reviewed as soon as I get the chance to watch it! Just as a reminder, the film is being released on May 22, 2015 – which is coming closer everyday. Let me know what you think in a comment or two.

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